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The Three Dwarfs

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One day three midgets were sitting around the table drinking
tea and having crumpets.


The first midget says to the other two, "You know, I think
I have the smallest hands in the world." He continues, "and
I think I should go down the Guiness Book or World Records
and try to get in the book!"


The second midget replies with, "You know, now that you
mention it, I probably have the smallest feet in the world.
I think I'll go with you and try to get into the record book,
too!"


The third midget joins in with, "I'm going too because I
think I have the smallest penis in the world. Let's go!"


So the midgets set off to the offices of the Guiness Book of
World Records.


When they arrive, the first midget is called in and is gone
for awile. Finally he comes out very excited. "I made it!
They measured my hands, and sure enough they are the smallest
in the world. I'm in the record book!!"


The second midget is called in, and soon he comes out very
excited. "I made it too! They measured my feet and sure
enough, they are the smallest in the world. I'm in the
record book, too!!"


The third midget goes in, is gone a very long time, so long
that his friends became concerned. Finally he appears with a
rather forlorn look on his face.


"What's the matter?", his friends asked.


The third midget responds with "Who the hell is Bill
Clinton?!?!!"






Note to this joke: You can insert anyone's (male) name in
place of Bill Clinton. Try it on your best friend!!!!!!!