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One day a drunk man told the bartender, "I'll bet you $100
that I can bite my right eye." The bartender grinned and
said, "Okay, you drunk." The drunk pulled out his right fake
eye and bit it. After more drinks the drunk said, "I bet you
$200 I can bite my left eye." The bartender knew it could not
be fake, so he said, "Okay." The drunk pulled out his
dentures and bit his left eye. The bartender, by now was
really mad. After a few more drinks, the drunk said, "I'll
bet you $500 that if you slide a shot glass down the bar, I
can hop on each stool and pee in it without getting a drop on
your bar." The bartender knew he could not do it so he said
okay. The bartender slid the shot glass as fast as he could.
The drunk jumped on stools and peed all over the bar. The
bartender jumped up and screamed in joy because he won $500.
In the back he heard, a man yelling in frustration. He asked
the man why. The man replied, "That drunk fool bet me $1000
that he can pee on your bar and you would be happy about it!"