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The Philadelphia Symphony was performing Beethoven's Ninth.
In the piece, there's a long passage -- about 20 minutes --
during which the bass violinists have nothing to do. Rather
than sit around that whole time looking stupid, some bass
players decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next
door for a quick one. After slamming down several beers in
quick succession (as bass violinists do) one of them looked
at his watch. "Hey! We need to get back!" he said. "No need
to panic," said a fellow bass player, "I thought we might
need some extra time, so I tied the last few pages of the
conductor's score together with string; it'll take him a few
minutes to get it untangled." A few moments later, they
staggered back to the concert hall and took their places in
the orchestra. About this time, a member of the audience


noticed the conductor seemed a bit edgy and said as much to
her companion. "Well, of course," said her companion. "Don't
you see? It's the bottom of the Ninth, the score is tied, and
the basses are loaded."